Reason #3: Coloring is spot on

Have you noticed the coloring of the drummies? A nice golden brown/orange color. This coloring transfers to my skin so I no longer need that spray on tan. Delicious.

Reason #2: The shape of the drummies is perfect

Have you looked at the shape of the individual drummies? It is the most perfect shape for any chicken nugget like product. Harken back to the days of morning cartoons with the perfect, delicious chicken/turkey leg devoured in one quick bite. Yum.

Reason #1: The chicken is delicious

Why would anyone start a blog about missing TJ chicken drummies? Well, because they are so very delicious that I have to tell the world. That and I want to get the suits in corporate to speed up the drummy re-integration process.

Where are the drummies?

A sad thing happened recently. Trader Joe's chicken drummies (drummets) have been UNAVAILBLE due to mysterious, unexplained reasons. One hypothesis is that the drummies have gotten too popular, threatening the status almighty Orange Chicken. Another is that Trader Joes is using the power of anticipation to build demand for drummies to a record high level. Another has something to do with the Russians.

IRREGARDLESS, I demand the swift return of drummy supply to all Trader Joe stores.


Yours truly,

Crazy nutjob