I just got off the phone with my friendly, neighborhood Trader Joes Store. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hi. When the f**k will the drummies be in? They've been out for 3 months.
Trader Joes: The whaaa?
Me: The Drummetts?
Trader Joes: Oh. We don't have them yet. They aren't active, but should be available in the next 2 weeks. We do have BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (here she described another chicken product).
Me: SHUT UP! I'M LOYAL TO DRUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[phone slammed down in anger]
2 more weeks? FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
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