Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The sky is falling...

The sky is falling, people.

Drummies are no where to be found. Even Trader Joe's employees don't know when the delicious treats will return to a store near you.

Who is in power? No one.


Mike the Headless Chicken

I started reading this wikipedia article about a chicken that was decapitated but didn't die. It lived for 18 months. Seriously.

That is how I feel right now. I've been living without drummies for almost 4 months now. Walking around without a head.... er.... without delicious drummies in my stomach. Just lost.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Reason #5: Cause I said so!

Drummies are good cause I said so. Now bring them back asap.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Reason #4: No provel

Another reason to enjoy Drummies is they do not contain provel.

Uh.... not active yet

I just got off the phone with my friendly, neighborhood Trader Joes Store. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hi. When the f**k will the drummies be in? They've been out for 3 months.
Trader Joes: The whaaa?
Me: The Drummetts?
Trader Joes: Oh. We don't have them yet. They aren't active, but should be available in the next 2 weeks. We do have BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (here she described another chicken product).
Me: SHUT UP! I'M LOYAL TO DRUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[phone slammed down in anger]


Friday, June 12, 2009

Subservient chicken? MMMmmm..... creepy.

Of all places, Burger King has a strange website called "Subservient chicken"

Once there, you can stare at the web cam images of a man in a chicken suit and then type in what you want him to do.

Chicken, defined

KFC defines chicken strips as"

Crispy Strips (3)
Serving Size (gms): 152
Calories: 380
Calories from Fat: 200
Total Fat (gms): 22
Saturated Fat (gms): 6
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mgs): 80
Sodium (mgs): 720
Carbohydrates (gms): 12
Dietary Fiber (gms): 1
Sugars (gms): 0
Protein: 33"

I have been UNABLE TO LOCATE the nutrition ingredients for TJ drummies. If anyone has them, please post or send the location!


Only a few days left before chicken drummies are again on my plate, eaten slowly, digested, then excreted as waste matter.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The people are scared and confused...

I am not alone! Trader Joes customers are scared and confused about the status of drummies. I blame POOR COMMUNICATION BY STORES to shoppers about the missing favorite.,com_joomlaboard/Itemid,40/func,view/id,3306/catid,9/

DRUMMIE WATCH: Tuesday, June 16th

I received a telegram from a reliable source. For security we'll obscure his identify and call him "J-man" that TJ Drummies will return with zero fanfare on Tuesday, June 16th. Apparently, the truck arrives around 5am and I wouldn't be surprised if trained ninjas are there to greet the driver and steal the entire supply of Drummies.