The sky is falling...

The sky is falling, people.

Drummies are no where to be found. Even Trader Joe's employees don't know when the delicious treats will return to a store near you.

Who is in power? No one.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

Mike the Headless Chicken

I started reading this wikipedia article about a chicken that was decapitated but didn't die. It lived for 18 months. Seriously.

That is how I feel right now. I've been living without drummies for almost 4 months now. Walking around without a head.... er.... without delicious drummies in my stomach. Just lost.

Reason #5: Cause I said so!

Drummies are good cause I said so. Now bring them back asap.

Reason #4: No provel

Another reason to enjoy Drummies is they do not contain provel.

Uh.... not active yet

I just got off the phone with my friendly, neighborhood Trader Joes Store. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hi. When the f**k will the drummies be in? They've been out for 3 months.
Trader Joes: The whaaa?
Me: The Drummetts?
Trader Joes: Oh. We don't have them yet. They aren't active, but should be available in the next 2 weeks. We do have BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (here she described another chicken product).
Me: SHUT UP! I'M LOYAL TO DRUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[phone slammed down in anger]

2 more weeks? FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Subservient chicken? MMMmmm..... creepy.

Of all places, Burger King has a strange website called "Subservient chicken" http://www.subservientchicken.com/


Once there, you can stare at the web cam images of a man in a chicken suit and then type in what you want him to do.

Chicken, defined

KFC defines chicken strips as"

Crispy Strips (3)
Serving Size (gms): 152
Calories: 380
Calories from Fat: 200
Total Fat (gms): 22
Saturated Fat (gms): 6
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mgs): 80
Sodium (mgs): 720
Carbohydrates (gms): 12
Dietary Fiber (gms): 1
Sugars (gms): 0
Protein: 33"

I have been UNABLE TO LOCATE the nutrition ingredients for TJ drummies. If anyone has them, please post or send the location!

Countdown...

Only a few days left before chicken drummies are again on my plate, eaten slowly, digested, then excreted as waste matter.

The people are scared and confused...

I am not alone! Trader Joes customers are scared and confused about the status of drummies. I blame POOR COMMUNICATION BY STORES to shoppers about the missing favorite.

http://www.traderjoesfan.com/option,com_joomlaboard/Itemid,40/func,view/id,3306/catid,9/

http://www.traderjoesfan.com/Trader_Joes/chicken_drumettes/details/

DRUMMIE WATCH: Tuesday, June 16th

I received a telegram from a reliable source. For security we'll obscure his identify and call him "J-man" that TJ Drummies will return with zero fanfare on Tuesday, June 16th. Apparently, the truck arrives around 5am and I wouldn't be surprised if trained ninjas are there to greet the driver and steal the entire supply of Drummies.