Monday, August 17, 2009

Reason #6: Delicious and nutritious too!

Drummies not only taste good but are also good for you. But don't take my word for it, try them... TODAY! Oh right. Half a year and counting the product has been off of TJ's shelves. MIA.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

159 long days and counting...

It has been 159 long days since I have tasted the deliciousness known only as TRADER JOE'S CHICKEN DRUMMETTES. What the hell is going on and where are they?! Employees just pay lip service: "Sir, it's a quality control issue. We appreciate your patience. " or "I'm not sure when they will be back in stock. Maybe in 4-6 weeks. Maybe never." or "I don't work here. I just shop here like you. Quit asking me questions."


I'm tired of this! Just fix the problem and bring them back!

Signed,

Starving for Drummies

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Why is everyone lying?

So it's been countless months since drummies have been missing. Trader Joe employees laugh when I ask when the drummies will return. One even spit on me for asking! Ok ok. That was a lie. BUT why is it that they have no information on when the deliciousness will return?

Frankly, I'm disappointed. I expect more from Trader Joes.