It has been 159 long days since I have tasted the deliciousness known only as TRADER JOE'S CHICKEN DRUMMETTES. What the hell is going on and where are they?! Employees just pay lip service: "Sir, it's a quality control issue. We appreciate your patience. " or "I'm not sure when they will be back in stock. Maybe in 4-6 weeks. Maybe never." or "I don't work here. I just shop here like you. Quit asking me questions."
I'm tired of this! Just fix the problem and bring them back!
Starving for Drummies